Just found out my dad pre-ordered me rogue one and McDonalds... Can I have a model S for Christmas tho?

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@S1, Congratulations! You Sir/Madam, just won best comment of the day 🏆

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My dad pre-ordered me for my mom a little over two decades ago over Christmas. Yep, Jesus and I share the same birthday. The only S we cared about is in Santa Claus

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Pre-ordered McDonald's? Pass

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Must work at Accenture for the Model S

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@EY1, sure did!

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