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Just found out my pants have a secret pocket. What should I hide in it?

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Obviously the community suggests your drug of choice

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Well, I guess it's not a secret anymore.

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Weed

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@A1 facts

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^ good idea @P1. Edibles for sure.

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Your childhood dreams.

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🍄

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How secret is this pocket?

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Biscoff cookies !

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Government secrets

A condom

Candy

Me!

Lube and napkins

$20. One day you'll find it and get super stoked!

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