Just got c*cklocked by my facial hair. Was told my stubble was too sharp 😔. Worst part, I had just shaved that morning

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It’s because you shaved that morning. Short stubble is sharp, longer hair is not.

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Lesson learned the sharp way 🧔‍♂️

I’m also Asian so for any Asian guys desiring facial hair trust me it’s not worth it. Literally have to shave every day to look clean.

East Asian. I know south Asians are very used to this 😂

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I cut my losses and accepted my stubble. Find a way to keep it visible but short, and it'll do you many favors. Not always, but you can't please everyone 🤷‍♂️

And here I thought facial hair was 'in' these days🤷‍♂️

Shave again right before the date next time?

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