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Nah it’s just a gift to part ways 🤦‍♀️

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Common sense wasn’t part of their interview process.

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Lol welcome aboard, you’re now at a place where you’ll be working before the SOW is even signed on engagements 😂

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Check the background investigators website lol. But for me, I was able to start before the background check cleared.

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I was already working at EY for almost a year before my reference told me “they just called me”.

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Not EY. But I started my job before the background was completed.

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Always thought I’d meet my SO at a coffee shop while working on my laptop...

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How do you take your morning beverage. And what do you think that says about you?

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I think I care more about the body and not the face because we can always turn the lights off.

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