Just had a heart attack. Was replying with a sarcastic comment on FB... When my Uber drives slams on his breaks at 60mph and honks to some idiot who pulled out of a stopped turn lane on the highway

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Perhaps. But we're good 👌🏼

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I think it's a sign to continue on with the trolling.

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Karma?

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brakes*

I almost had a nasty accident up a mountain in Denver. Was making a turn and someone came out of no where in my face. My heart was up in my mouth.

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