just had to explain what a dark post was to the person I report to on social media projects...are you fucking kidding me

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I have a crush on my counsellor at work. She's much older but still really gracious and beautiful. Should I go for it or is this a bad idea?

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Ever work for a manipulative micro manager with a better than you attitude? How the heck did you deal?

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My junior PM threw me under the bus last week and now not only do I not want to work with her anymore cause I don’t trust she won’t do it again, I just don’t want to go in at all. Should I give notice

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I just had a mental slip up and said some really concerning things to my team on a call. I’m feeling very anxious about it and I feel dumb - I wish I hadn’t said anything.

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Free: I will engage in meaningless, polite office small talk with your coworkers I will never see again. DMs are open.

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"...likely goes without saying, but obviously we can't..."
– an account director

Translation: "I know it's not my place to say (and everyone knows it) and we'll really have to work hard to get this done (and everyone knows it). But I want to be on record as being against it before there's any whiff of complication or controversy—and before the client has an opportunity to be for or against anything."

Ah... teamwork.

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Any suggestions for interview questions to ask a first-time manager? I’m applying for a potential role, and the Hiring Manager (potential boss who I would report to) has never had any direct reports. I’m not sure what to ask them to find out if they would be a micromanager or a bad boss. The questions that I’ve seen online all start with “Tell me about a time when …” but there are no such times!

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Guys, my manager the social media strategist just asked me how to calculate engagement rate. This is such basic knowledge. Everyone should be asked this at the interview at this point just to check if they know it.

This has ruined my day, because this is such a small instance of how incapable she is compared to me but is still in a top position. 😶

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Hey there and hello to the 191 new members of this bowl. How's it going?

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I recently started a new job in a marketing department that had a lot of change and turn over the past 6 months. Digging through some of the social media spend, in totality we've spent 120k on LinkedIn ads with 185 conversions. Total. We've spent another 59k on FB/Meta ads with piss poor results and I'm about to look at twitter.

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Any freelance CMs out there? Looking for a freelance community manager to keep on our roster.

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Have argued both sides of this, curious what others think- did Tom Brady and/or Hulu break FTC guidelines by not tagging the photo/tweet with ad/sponsor/partner?

Centralized social media team under one leader supporting marketing, brand, HR, CX, PR ... OR decentralized social media folks, each reporting into department heads.
Pros and cons you've experienced - Go!

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Any strategists work in or apply for a creative strategist role at Facebook? Curious about myths, curious about the cultural transition from agency to tech, how the role differs from agency, etc.?

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Hey all—I’m curious about social media strategy for agencies.
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What it be a bad idea to shade your previous employers in a TikTok career account?

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