Just handed the cashier an old hotel key card I had in my wallet instead of my credit card... "sir we don't take Sheraton here"

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A proctologist at the teller window of a bank pulled a thermometer out of his pocket and exclaimed "goddammit, some asshole has my pen!"

The preceeding was a dad joke. As if I needed to say that.

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Cashier's got jokes 😂

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Haha p1 - funny

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Boom

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Should've responded with "room 415 in 10 minutes"

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