Just heard an Amazon commercial that said “When you walk into an Amazon Fulfillment Center, it’s like walking into the chocolate factory and you won a golden ticket” ??

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Wonder if the oompa loompas got “hero pay”

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You’ll die and oompa loompas will dance afterwards?

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Lol! So true.
“Oompa loompa doompety doo. We’ve got Covid and now you do too.”

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One of the biggest advertising cliches ever, inspired by a 50 year-old movie? Yawn.

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And you’re the glutton stuffing everything within reach into your own maw like Augustus Gloop until your never-quenched consumption habits lead to your own demise?

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Down the hatch with you, and the Oompa Loompas have no health insurance. Jeff Bezos should get a crazy purple tophat and a half-clock!

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This has to be too tone deaf to be real.

I rewinded it, it was so bad

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Good day everyone, I am an HR Professional with 20 years of HR experience from NYC. I am looking for new opportunities. If you have any leads please message me. I would appreciate it.

In addition, I welcome any new connections!

Thank you.

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Starting us off with an important tip: Your resume is a marketing document, not an autobiography. It should include relevant jobs, responsibilities, and perhaps most importantly, achievements. Where you can quantify an accomplishment or just talk up a major project you led at work or in an internship, do so. The point is to make the hiring manager think, “Wow, I need to talk to this person! They seem like a good fit!”

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What is Deloitte USI’s phone policy?

Does Comcast match the offer if we have a better offer from another company? Has anyone tried it? Comcast

*Input on Salary* I have two opportunities in hand.
1)
EY GDS - Assurance Senior
2) BDO Rise - Assurance Senior

I am an ACCA affiliate with 2+ years of experience in Assurance. What can I expect in terms of compensation?

Thank you in advance.



BDO BDO RISE Private Limited EY

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Any CDD / M&A Strategy fish willing to chat?

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How long @BNYmellon take to release the offer letter ?

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Currently at an industry job that’s going to be 100% remote at $150k with good work life balance. Was offered a consulting job that’s $190k, but may return to office, and may not have the same flexibility. Any thoughts on what sounds better?

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No home lessons for me 👍

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What are some of the best paid medical fields that don't require a doctorate? Certifications are absolutely fine. I just can't afford to go into doctorate-level debt

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Recently failed my probation due to not forming effective internal connections and wasn’t given my 1 week notice. Instead I had my laptop collected the following day and was paid for the month and two weeks extra. It was beginning to get very awkward and internal communications began breaking down so it’s a blessing in disguise, but is this actually legal? I’ve questioned whether or not I can say anything because I essentially got paid off and a good reference to keep quiet.

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How do you access skype for business on iPhone? Can't login:/

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Gripe: My art department gets an extra budget for materials, but science does not. Why!?

Each teacher at our school gets $275 for supplies for the whole year. Our art teacher gets an extra $500!

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Hi, is anyone in EY national Tax?Is it true that they don't have busy season?

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Do you find that most customers you deal with are polite? I've noticed a lot of them don't even say "thank you" after I have fixed their problem... it's disheartening

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I teach 6th grade and have a student who sucks her thumb. Never had this in my 21 year career. My own children didn’t do this. Suggestions to help make her stop! Mom isn’t successful either. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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What area of tax do attorneys tend to grow in and excel at the most?

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Designers in software startups - How is your design team structured? How do you split/assign projects between you? What do you like/dislike about it?

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Cleared Google's screening round
Got tentative dates for on site round and then ghosted.
What's going on in Google.

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Hi Community, I need a career advice about how to get into Marketing Analytics. I am currently a Marketing Coordinator with 1.5 years of experience. I can't learn analytics in my current company, they don't have a Marketing data management team/department.
And I can't join a College/University too atm. How do I gain knowledge in this area and show it in my resume to apply for jobs? Please don't hesitate to share any information you can think of.
P.s. I have taken course in Google analytics.

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What’s your favorite ad of 2021?

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Laid off! 🤕

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Happy Friday 🐠🐟🐡. I'm having 🍜 in honor of a new friend who is obsessed with bowls and noodles. What are you having? 🎋

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Anyone from GSD&M on here?

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Webex or google hangout?

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Ad folks, as a non-America I don’t get college football (or brands seeming obsession with it). Can someone explain why it’s so popular?

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I want to switch account categories because of my micromanaging boss (disclaimer: im the only person in his team cuz no one wants to work w him)

Can I? Should I? Is this goint to start drama? Im just 6 months in

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How do you fake shave?

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Layoffs on layoffs these days. How do you think the job market will fare (NYC especially) the rest of 2018 and beyond?

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Stop 👏 giving 👏 feedback 👏 when 👏 you 👏 can’t 👏 give 👏 direction 👏

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yo by show of 💀 who likes death grips

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Boston Creatives, what’s a better work environment (especially for women) : Digitas or Hill?

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Tips for getting into the in-house space? Also pros and cons if you’ve had experience there?

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Listening to an AICP town hall on set safety. It’s going to be an adjustment, but I think the days of big client/agency groups on set are officially over. Technology exists for us all to review things remotely.

Who do you think is CRITICAL to actually be on set?

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Them: Come be a CD here. We’d love to have some like you help grow the business and the creative team.

Me: Oh. I’m a senior copywriter again. Cool.

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Anyone ever negotiated parental leave before? I have an offer on the table. Gave me what I asked for $ wise and PTO. But mat leave is not great. Not trying to have a baby now, but in the next 5 yrs.

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Every ad school should teach young creatives how to do the actual stuff they’ll need to do for the first 2 years on the job, as well as the big thinking. The class could be called “Reality 101”.

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