Just joined kpmg. Will be attending onboarding at lakehouse. Says to stay on property from arrival to departure but if I leave to hang out with a friend night 1, will there be any problems?

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People usually wait to leave the harbor before trying to rock the boat

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Yeah , go for it. Lead through courage, it's literally one of our motto

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Usually there’s events and happy hours every night. Wouldn’t make plans to leave night one.

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Call an Uber and leave - you have to walk to the gate and it’s in the middle of nowhere. But strange that you would prioritize that over attending our training offices. That facility has been closed for two years and you’re one of the lucky few that gets to go and build connections/network. Add extra days to hang out with your friend

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They ask you not to leave the lakehouse and to stay on the property.

I'm sure you'll be fine if you leave, make sure you tell your superiors and HR that you left to hang with a friend night 1 and that you had a ton of fun.

Also send an email to the distribution list informing them that you did not adhere to the request of remaining on property from arrival to departure! Makings of a partner 💪

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KPMG is doing on boarding in person?

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Why leave? You can see your friend later and quietly I question if a friend would encourage you to do something so irresponsible

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You’re going far kid.

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Debating going or not. Do you think it’s worth it?

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Sneaky link up huh

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Bring them over instead?

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The chances of this causing a problem for you are very small

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U could be leaving to go pick up anti diarrheal pills for all they know. You’re an adult. Of course it’s not a problem. Doesn’t mean you should do it though

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