Just opened the door to our conf room at the client to two people making out... sorry y’all

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Client client? KPMG KMPG? KPMG Client? KPMG Janitor?

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At 9 am? Too early for that

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Yassssssss

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Could have been worse?

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Morning love is some of the best

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Make female, and we didn’t know them so I’m assuming they’re both client employees? At least they were both clothed 🙈

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😂😂😂

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omfg 😂

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It may not be 2010. Don’t mean they can’t waka waka😁

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Sounds like a new contract award LOL

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Mf? Ff? Mm?

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Goddamn early in the AM too. Guess they call it humpday for it a reason

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*too late A1, thats a 7am activity

Lol this is great

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So the client is Sterling Cooper?

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