Just ran into another consultant who ended up puking at the hotel bar. Conversation ended abruptly

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Ohhhh whoa, i thought we was buds

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Cue my exit.

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He will probably read this feed tomorrow morning. Feel bad for them. Seemed so innocent.

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Flu season begins

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