Just texted a non lawyer friend: case isn’t ready. Unless the judicial officer has a boner for judicial economy, I doubt we have a hearing on that day.

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Partners are like beautiful women - they don’t get good feedback on when they are funny bc everyone around them laughs at their jokes anyway

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I have no idea what the point of this post is.

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I’m glad you find humor in your own joke, but I think context must be important here because what?

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The judicial economy is in a recession.

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This isn’t remotely funny or comprehensible.

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