Just went on LinkedIn. It’s terrifying how similar everyone’s cheesy profiles are. Also so many profiles are beefed up beyond belief. Judging by the profiles, everyone is a top tier corporate god aka data wizard aka game changer. Saw one piece of gold today where a guy said he was a “Healthcare Strategy and Operations Aficionado” lol….I’m a cigar aficionado but this guy is over here is getting a hard on for healthcare

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

*checks own LinkedIn to ensure not douchey*

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40 under 40
[voted by the Huntsville cupcake club]

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Innovator | Entrepreneur | Blockchain Enthusiast (… while also working in a 9-5 job).

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Certification in Artificial Intelligence (via 1 hour video on YouTube)

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So many gd gurus

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I feel attacked.

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Yes LEK it’s terrible it’s so sad honestly it’s a popularity contest to get tortured by the best big daddy firm

Good timing to come across this gem from KPMG

Creator of Time AND Confidence

Those exit ops sliding into his DMs must be insane

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Just dreadful

What about the “I love data” profiles?

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Problem Solving Addict | Data Savant

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Ironically, we have rejected candidates who apply here for having dishonest profiles. (profile did not match resume)

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Wow. How common is that

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I agree but, the problem is that, there are so many dumb recruiters and future coworkers who don’t know how to measure your success.

I am not cringe myself but I don’t mind some of the stuff.

I respect ex-McKinsey, ex-Uber, Harvard alumni, Wharton MBA etc. Even some of the life stories. It’s all saturated though…

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I’m ex-Deloitte

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Aren’t trumped up titles great? Next thing you know the guy pumping your gas is a “Petroleum Transfer Specialist”. ⛽️🚙🥸

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Senior Engineer of Gas in Yo Tank Fulfillment

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