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Keep your dogs from hopping into your Zoom calls. . . . . When I see that, I want to see more of the dog and less of the meeting. Also, it reminds me that I want a dog but my apartment won’t allow it. So it bums me out.

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Have u considered a turtle

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You could name the turtle, Dog.

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You are going about this all wrong. Don’t adopt a dog, get adopted by one. Find yourself a Sugar Doggy and get yours.

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Counterpoint - dogs are ALWAYS allowed to join meetings and make everything better. You should move apts and adopt a little mutt who needs some love.

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No need to spread your misery to everyone else

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@OP: https://www.certapet.com

That’s so shady and downright damaging to people who actually need a trained service dog.

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