Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

Has anyone done a Master of Real Estate? Any thoughts of this degree?

Was anyone else here considered an "essential worker" during 2020? I feel like I'm still recovering from that year!

Hi fishes, I have 3 years of experience in DevOps, I have a good knowledge of python and DSA, I want to work in Data Science.

Can someone please suggest how can I switch to Data Science ?

What’s your take on drinking coffee during pregnancy?

This question was asked in my company bowl: Be brutally honest. Are you more or less productive WFH?

Everyone in the comments said more productive at home and I'm curious if this bowl would have a different consensus. I'm way more productive in the office, although I don't go that often, so maybe it's the change of scenery that helps.

Jummah Mubarak Fam ☪️💚

What were some challenges y’all faced this week?

I’ll start. Trying to get non local resources utilized. National Leadership thinks this is the answer to our problems but local leadership is hesitant.

What’s the average salary/bonus for AML VPs at large banks?

Anyone work at PwC in forensic accounting or fraud investigation type roles? How does someone make connections in that area. Would love to offer to help out on even mundane task to build experience and earn hours for the CFE exam.

Anyone going to the One Show gala in NYC tonight?

Hi Fishes, I would request you to please refer me if there is an opening of React or Web Developer in your organization. My details are as follows: Primary skills - ReactJs, HTML, CSS, Javascript, Python
Secondary skills - NodeJs, MySQL, MongoDB, Django, Pandas.
Total Experience - 4 years
Relevant Experience - 2 years
Notice Period - Currently serving.
LWD - 30th September 2022
Preferred Location - Kolkata or Pune.
Thanks

Anyone looking to join EY please message me! Looking for cons, senior cons and managers across Melb, Sydney, Canberra and Brisbane.

New in the city & landing in EWR!
What is the best option in terms of price/time (got a ton of luggage 📦📦): yellow, Uber/Lyft, other? Thanks 🙏🏻

Hi guys, i working in a project from last 5 months and didn't like the project and team.
Can i ask for a project change??? Is there any minimum time i need to spend as per thoughtwork policy?

Hot Take: To preheat the oven is to live a life of fear and obedience.

Trying to get back into shape, have spent the last 4 months building up from 1k to 10k steps. Hit 10k for 2 months, lift 2x, lost 15 lbs. I want to focus on heart health. I tried running inside and out, but I am out of breath in a few minutes and it’s not a pleasant feeling and I just want to stop. Is this how cardio is supposed to feel? Is there a level of “out of breathness” to target? I.e. from a range of “enough to carry a conversation to all out with heart about to jump out of my throat. “

Does anyone know how can I avail relocation benefits in terms of hotel stay?
According to the mail I received, we need to raise a request in Support central > Admin > hotel booking. But there is no such option under admin.

My favorite part of being in the military is that I get to serve my country. I hate it when people say we don’t do anything, you just don’t see it because you’re not a part of it.

Hi Fishes....How much time does it take yo get laptop in LTI from joinng date ??

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

WILL WE GET A DAY OFF????

I'm trying to figure out why work thinks that offering rotations out of role for 6 months is suppose to replace the ability to grow and obtain permanent positions changes? I feel like its dangling the carrot in front of the jackasses face. Sorry but that is NOT surprise or delight for me and I'm not a jackass.

In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free

Me: ugh, I am soooooo fucking done with this financial client, please, please, please assign me to literally any other project!

Boss: oh, really? I thought you'd want to stay on.

Me: lololololol why?

Boss: the client said they liked your voice so much during your interviews that they want you to do the voice over for the commercial.

Me: ...oh?

Me: well, let's not be too hasty. I should probably stay on a little longer then, wouldn't want to jeopardize the commercial or anything...

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“If you go to jail, can you use PTO?”

I have a sign in my space that reads :fuck around and find out.

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

Anyone have multiple FT jobs? I'm looking about to land a new primary FT job, as my current job is very very slow, doesn't really have any projects for me, and could end at any time (with a 30 day notice).
Where there any legal issues? (The two companies area in different industries so no competition). How did you manage both? The new company knows I'm still employed, should I quit the first or keep it as long as I can manage both? Any bad vibes or feelings of unprofessionalism? TIA

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?

“My barber is getting deported. It is very inconvenient."

"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀

I’ve been working at this company for a year now and they’ve recently gone through a merger with another company. Now there are two sets of C level leadership. Everything is confusing and I feel like employees are being left in the dark. I asked someone in HR for some information as to Wage tables etc and haven’t received a response in over a month. There is no way of telling if this person even works here anymore!

More details in the comments…

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/

Boomer: If these new hires are worth anything, they should show up at least 30 mins early for their first day.

Me: 🙄