Kind of embarrassing but the thing that worries me the most about returning to the office is work-related IBS. Nothing makes me have to poop more instantly than opening up my laptop. 💩 And my new office is tiiiiiny with one bathroom. 😭

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Open the laptop at home before you leave? Take the glorious dump and strut to work 😆

Good strategy!! Wake up early, hit the coffee and the laptop right away. 😂

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