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"Knees to chest bitch get moving!"

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Original poster here, thanks for keeping the dream alive

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And stop playing video games

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Glad this didn't die.

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I'm just tryna put some respek on ya name.

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Bahahahah

So meta

Where did I hear that today?

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Dong Draper just liked one of my comments. Think I can put that in my book?

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Don’t care didn’t ask , plus you’re white

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After an all nighter building a client deck

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I can't say that my job makes the world a better place. But it also doesn't make the world a worse place.

Really my job contributes absolutely nothing to the state of humanity.

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