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Look at #2. Look at hand. Sigh... here we go again

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People are stupid. They should have included pictures

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Are you saying we have to watch the White House briefing and trumps tweets everyday and no sex at all???

Always funny to see sex acts described in government documents. They talk about rimming here. Same kind of awkward as discussing it with your parents.

Since when does “sex with myself” count as sex??

As a side note, I’ve been really disappointed in humanity these past 2 weeks due to the number of times I’ve seen “can I get COVID-19 from sex” - you’re literally breathing on someone’s face for Christ’s sake. I don’t have words for this

The fact that guides like these are apparently needed blows my mind a little bit.

Thankfully having your mind blown has a very small chance of seeing you contract the virus

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