KPMG starting their own metaverse.

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Accenture right now…

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She’s the kind of person that every time a picture is taken she wants to do a “silly one”

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Imaging putting a VR headset on and seeing this - nightmare fuel

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Major cringe

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Is brandishing potential finger guns considered a crime? I certainly feel threatened

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Fully semiautomatic pews aren’t ok.

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Deloitte has one

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KPMG is to Wish as Deloitte is to Amazon

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posted in strategy but figured might as well toss it here too - does have experience with startups? did you like it? currently interviewing with a small but growing CPG brand to lead their brand marketing & creative. my background is in creative strategy & comms for a large CPG brand, so the autonomy is exciting - but I want to make sure it’s a good move. how was the experience? was valuable for future roles?

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My boyfriend often makes jokes about other guys and how they interact with him. e.g. I might call him gorgeous, he might say “lots of guys tell me that.” I’ve gotten used to this humor...

What’s a good for performance/non iron travel shirt for under $80?

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Is PWC india Kolkata providing wfh?
Advisory LOS
Data and analytics

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Where’s a good place in Harrisburg to get your hair colored

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Hey Fishies, is anyone here a member of the University Club/know anyone who is a member? Considering signing up and would like to get a feel for the experience there.

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Is the SPHR or PHR license necessary to pivot into human capital? I have a MBA from a Top 15 school. Any thoughts?

Hi Folks,

If we need any cognizant logo t-shirts ,books or other cognizant logo products where we can book.

I am a Test automation Lead and have 13 years of experience in Software testing (zero job switch) and have been a consistent good/average performer. What shud be my bare minimum salary per annum?

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Has anyone taken an issue with their direct manager to HR and HR actually helped you? I can't put up with things like him announcing to my entire team on a working session call that "everyone knows what's going on except for <my name>."

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Best states and countries for cyber security?

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Why do the London markets write hard-to-place risks for not a lot of premium?

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Are company layoffs good or bad for business for the people who's jobs are staying? My company of about 200 people just let 15 people go. Is this a good sign or bad sign? I'm 27F with about 5 years experience at this company. Does this lead to more room for growth at this stage of my career or is this a red flag?

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For those current or aspiring careers in commercial real estate, has anyone ever completed CRE professional certifications through courses offered online by NYU, Cornell, or other? I’d really to sharpen my knowledge but the options are varied, and none are cheap.

If I Accepted the TCS offer and lateron got another offer them cam TCS matchback or give best offer on latest offer ?

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Need likes to start DM guys. Help me out folks!!!

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So, are you going to tell Google that you’re  symptomatic? They probably already know, right?

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Hi all,has anyone here made a mistake like choosing wrong category while booking appointment for Germany on VFS portal..

If yes what is the solution.....

Can anyone please help me it is urgent.....

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Hey I'm upset, let's LinkedIn 🙄

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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I think we’re seeing all these posts because LinkedIn “training” is telling people that they should post 3 types of content rotating.

1. Something about your company/product
2. Something about the broader industry you’re in
3. Something personal to you that is still somehow related to your job/industry

I’ve never posted the third type but I’m not a LinkedIn “influencer”

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Got a pretty good laugh from this one

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Why are people cropping the name out of these screen shots? LinkedIn’s search is good enough that I can search one line from the post and find their profile immediately. Might as well save me the time…

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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And here I've been going into interviews hunched over and sobbing. Who knew it was about JUST BEING CONFIDENT?? Duh. #ThoughtLeader

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Ive officially seen it all, introducing you to LinkedIn Dating.

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Ngl, this is pretty funny. Dude even attached a gif of a gorilla giving the finger to solidify his point. 🤣

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Honest question. Does LinkedIn give people cancer??

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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If LinkedIn is so cringe, why are you on it looking at the news feed? If there was no news feed, there wouldn’t be any reason for people to go back to the app every day. It would be like Indeed.

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Wadd up my Cringe-lantes? 😀

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🥴 more gimmicky than years ago when consulting firms where all trying to advertise that they do “big data”

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This is an old one but sharing in case anyone missed it back when it was originally posted.

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The last paragraph really did it for me.

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