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Ladies: best opening line on hinge or coffee meets bagel from a guy. Go.

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Do you know the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.

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Aka: I am not creative enough to think of my own lines so I am just going to borrow from here

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I wanna wear you like a feed bag

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Your left leg is Christmas. Your right leg is thanksgiving. Can I visit you between the holidays?

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How do you like your eggs - fried or fertilized?

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I like your legs. What're you doing this weekend

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GO

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Hi.

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We should seriously consider combining genes and creating a super-race

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Can we get some that actually work?! 🙄

^^^ that's what hitter wanted to do and you know the rest

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Try to steer the convo away from Nazis and genocide. As a general rule of online dating

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