Last night at a bar, some girl wanted to use the dudes’ room b/c the girls were all puking in the toilets in the ladies’ room. She asked if she could go in with me so she could use the stall while I use the urinal. Afterwards I asked her why me, and she straight up said that I had a friendly non-threatening face and wouldn’t try to pull anything on her (meanwhile I’m a lean 6’4). While she wasn’t wrong, I warned her that the most dangerous people are often the least threatening looking.

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Women have a sense for these things that men often don’t see. Someone you think is “the least threatening looking” is not necessarily going to be who a woman pegs as not dangerous.

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Yeah that’s really not true of a lot of women lol. Maybe ‘some’ women do and you might personally identify as having a good sense of this but that’s not really the majority of women I know and I’m sure for a lot of others too

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You should have gotten her number

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Weird follow up from you

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My thought exactly.

Did she look at you and walk away quickly?!

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We judge this on vibes not height. You almost sound like you think she was insulting you? She wasn’t. And you’re correct it’s not necessarily safe to trust any stranger… but sometimes we have to put a little faith in someone so we make our best judgement 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I didn’t take it as an insult. I have this interesting (but often good) combo of being a lean muscular 6’4 but having a charming youthful face. I’m 30 but look like I’m in my early 20s.

dear diary…

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How did she know that you won’t be using the stall? 🤔

Well, tbf, I did remark that I needed to take a piss. If I needed to take a shit, I would have said so.

Are you just flexing on your frame?

Did you guys smash?

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