Late night fun - match a firm to a Hogwarts house. I'll go first. JP Morgan = Gryffindor, Goldman Sachs = Slytherin, Ravenclaw = Morgan Stanley, Hufflepuff = Barclays

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Barclays is definitely Huff

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Muggles = Deutsche

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Pretty accurate

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That's actually...not bad. The only questionable one would be JPM

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So, who's worthy of the Gryffindor house @GS1?

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European banks = hufflepuff

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PJT = ravenclaw

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So, who is Dumbledore and who is Voldemort?

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Keynes is Dumbledore - you think he's a great guy, you put him on a pedestal, then you discover even though he's well intentioned he's still hugely flawed like everyone.

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I guess of available options, JPM is ok haha. Maybe centerview?

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I don't think we're Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs are loyal and passionate and other good things.

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