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Left a tray full of Halloween candy outside. Within 10 minutes, who I'm assuming is, a teenage kid took every single one :( So much for the Halloween spirit. I sincerely apologize to any kid who had to pick between hot Funyuns and popcorn.

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Total dick move, but admittedly that was me when I was 12 😂. I had like 2 pillow cases full of candy one year. 😂😂😂

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Would love some hot funyuns right now

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This isn’t twitter

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Rookie move

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Yeah I should've known

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My friend's told me a 2 year old took 2 full bags of candy from his porch. Maybe it wasn't a teenager!

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I had to take the hot Funyuns 🥺🥺, next year please have skittles and Kit Kat’s.

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Halloween spirit? Full moon, witches... Literally take all the candy. This isn’t Xmas and there ain’t no Santa tonight bud.

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It’s 2020 how do you not have some sort of camera system or Ring?

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I saw this on my Ring and couldn’t do much. What would you have done?

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We brought the fire table outside, had drinks and delivered candy via home made candy slide. It was super fun. Next year— bring gear my friend. I love kids and trust them about...zero around unattended candy.

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