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Lesson learned: Wear yoga pants with no panties to get free shots from bartender while picking up takeout. Whiskey? Yes, please!

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Why is the "no panties necessary?" not like he has X-ray vision

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Female here. Was it really worth it though?

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If all men stopped showing their stuff, the few that would would get stuff. Overall utility for the male population would go up. However, then more and more men would show stuff decreasing the utility women get from seeing any one man's stuff, and in turn reducing their willingness to pay (give stuff) for it. Men then go into Cournot competition and take down the value of showing stuff to zero. BROS!! PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS! HIDE THOSE GUNS! #drunkorjohnnash

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It was worth it because that's what I was wearing and I didn't bother dressing. No panties make a difference when wearing super tight and thin yoga pants.

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Now, to find the equivalent for men with female bartenders...

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Are your leggings see through?

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That would with most guys.. Not just bartenders 😉

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Well wear panties next time and let us know if you still got the free shots. Then we will know for sure. Inconclusive on current data

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OP is a guy, right? Nice try

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He read her lips through her pants...that's the difference

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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Men can rarely use the show stuff and get stuff approach.

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You da real mvp

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Makes a difference as in they can see your pubes?

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Do you usually not wear a thong with yoga pants? I'm so confused as to how anyone would know otherwise? Camel toe?

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Somehow I'm missing the connection. It just could be you are pretty and nice and has nothing to do with your underwear. But kids these days- who knows!

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That's sweet A1 and could totally be. 😘

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This is why I go to yoga as a dude. Secondary reason: I read an article that it makes you better at sex.

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Welp definitely losing the banana hammock next time I pick up

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