Let's laugh a little. Please share your best dad joke.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"Supplies!"

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I don’t often tell dad jokes… but when I do, he laughs

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Shouldn’t you be working?

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My dad would say this though

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*best dad joke*
-me

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Thanks Sport. Tiger. Pal. Bud.

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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo beans? (Not really a dad joke but when I told my dad this he absolutely died)

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