Let’s play a game. You ask me a consulting question and I will answer it. Then edit your question so my response looks ridiculous.

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Lol have nothing to work on KPMG?

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Not right now!

How should we solve the world's Corona pandemic?

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Meh, you can get more consult-y than that

Let’s take a step back...

How do I know how much to spend on a first date? (Edited :) )

Complete a price elasticity analysis

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How do you generate synergies?

Lots of conference calls with multiple teams.

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If you had power to lay off exactly one person from your group, who would that be?

Definitely me.

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Which of the Big Four is a disgrace to the other three, and should immediately be demoted to the G-League?

A truthful consultant, heard that they were out there

Promote.

Are our resources being allocated appropriately?

What's your fantasy?

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