“Let’s postpone this meeting for two weeks. I’ve been tested positive for COVID”

We’re all working remotely and I’ve faced this situation 6 times as it is. Y’all wild but stay safe!!!

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Is the person supposed to work while sick with covid? I am not sure I understand your post.

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I mean 1-10 people will get it sooo 🤷🏽‍♂️.
Nothing about hearing that statement 6 times is at all shocking. Especially with variants and cases on the rise.

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I mean, I’d take a reason to not work for two weeks too.

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(6x as in from 6 different people)

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I thought I would be fine working from home with Covid, but it knocked me out for a week and gave me a complimentary 10 day migraine. I didn’t take any extra, non essential meetings during that time.

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WTF with some of these responses - some people think everyone was LEGIT in their excuse. Similar numbers have happened to me. One guy tried the COVID excuse back to back with 'wife in the hospital' excuse. I called the hospital to send flowers....no such patient there. <SHRUG>

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