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When in college I was taking loads of Protein powder Gainers 4000 I think with whole milk. Like 4000 calories a serving. This stuff made me spontaneously have the urge go number 2, like at any random moment during the day. Well one day I was waking into the mall and it hit me. I mean my stomach was doing flips and I broke out in a mild sweat...I rushed through the food court while unbuckling my pants to find the bathroom. I believe my pants were around my butt by the time I even hit the door. I burst into a stall collapsing onto a seat, while simultaneously “letting go”...After sitting there for 10 minute, eyes closed relaxing after spending all this energy, someone came into the restrooms wearing what sounded like high heels. Thinking hmm that’s odd someone else came into the stall next to me with very dainty feet. I immediately realized I was in the women’s bathroom. Thinking I’ll just wait until they leave and make my exit. As soon as they left more women came in. When they left more came after themI. I sat their for 20 more minutes. As they were leaving I could hear folks talking outside the bathroom, now realizing there was a line waiting to get into the bathroom outside, I really began to sweat. I sat there for another 40 minutes until I said f it. I walked out of the stall past a line of at least 50 women and young girls with the most confused looks on their faces waiting to get into the bathroom..probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life
M2 for the win
For two years after I got my first job at a professional services firm, I thought my coach/counselor cared about my career and had my best interests at heart.
I did, Jason. I did care. Up until the day you didn’t respond to my “plz fix” email on a Friday night! 😂
I actually believed my recruiter
Ouch! I had a 99 ASVAB and recruiters were pissed when I picked 0311 (Marine infantry). They got theirs because I fell for the old “security forces is like SUPER grunts!”
I keep thinking that I can win an argument with my Asian mother
Once upon a time, I become a consultant.
I drank a flaming shot without putting out the fire first
Only reason I ask is when I was at Accenture visiting my off shore team. Some American did the same thing in India. We were laughing from our table. Lol.
Policy was canceled the next month and money refunded so no real harm done.
Geez haha crazy small world. I was AF but we worked with 2/7 overseas and the things I saw when boredom struck from those guys😂
I got drunk in Scotland and stripped naked and tried to sleep in the wrong hostel bed by accident. I tried fighting the people in that room when they tried to get me to leave. The hostel kept my deposit because the people complained of a naked man terrorizing them at night.
Ahhhh, hostel life
I got obliterated off going on a power hour during my first company holiday party.
My colleague shipped me off in an Uber realizing I was blacked out and kindly rode with me to make sure that I made it home. As he puts it, on our ride home I projectile vomited like the exorcist all over the Uber including him and the driver.
I could never look him in the eye after that night.
And it happens to the best of us. Oddly enough for a while I used to throw up at the beginning of the night like after 2 beers for some reason. Then I would be good to party ha.
I thought I could move my entire apartment with only myself and a dolly/trolley
Same here, I actually moved my 2 bed into another unit next building using dolly+ my CRV + 2 hr manual help in Boston... next time I will not and will plan better
When I was 7, I cut a girl's hairs telling her she would look like a famous actress.
My ass was beaten by 3 actresses. My mother, her mother, my teacher 😅
Last September, i was flying to SF from ATL and went to the bathroom but forgot to lock the door. Sometime, before pulling my pants, the door opens- i am butt naked. Very, embarrassed I go back to my seat- the guy who opened the door sitting on the row behind me (i am a female/ the door opened male). Later on that evening, i go to a bar and we get seated next to the guy who opened the door... i reluctantly sit, didn’t want to explain why i actually did not want to sit there. I go to the bathroom again, make sure the door is locked (obviously I am paranoid now) and think 🤔 to myself - what are the odds of someone kicking in that door and seeing me butt naked AGAIN. I stand up, about to pull my pants and a drunk girl kicks in the door, sees me like that and starts hysterically laughing....what are the odds if this happening twice in a day?!? (Never happened before or after, hope it never happens again)
Instead of getting embarrassed, you could just flaunt the lasered butt 😅
Jkjk, just tried to make it little more funny. 😊
When I used to work in Asia, I thought I had to be at the airport by the time the flight was boarding. Did not think I had to be there an hour or two early. Missed the check-in for my flight to HK. Took the hit of 800$
Cause I was young and dumb
I met with a client and we were reviewing a RACI chart (responsible, accountable, consulted, and informed). When he asked where he fit, I accidentally combined the last two and said, "Insulted." Thank God he took it well lol.
One time, I almost joined the Marines.
- - Signed, a paratrooper!
It’s cool, lots of people talk about the respect they have for the paratroopers....
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Also in college, I was dared to tip the fifth of southern comfort. I obliged. I can’t even smell that stuff any more without my body rejecting from all angles. That was almost 30 years ago.
Did the same with Rum. Hate that 💩 now!
I asked my Egyptian co worker if she speaks Egyptian. It’s Arabic. What I meant was that Arabic varies by region, but what came out of my mouth was “Do you speak Egyptian?” 🤦🏻♀️ Luckily she laughed it off and knew what I meant. I felt like a dumb dumb.
OP, Navy here, can totally relate
Once while drunk off my face in Wan Chai, Hong Kong, I thought I got lucky. Turns out she wanted money.
While in Hawaii a shipmate was drunk and went to bed so we put a skirt on him and make up.