Leveraging the husband's birthday for cringe and engagement. Cringagement?

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I died a little inside reading that. Not even sure why.

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Just asked myself “why are you so fool of hate?” after my eye-roll 😂

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“No you can’t have it. I have to take a picture and post this to LI.”

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Reading that post made me feel like I was having a stroke

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I had to read it twice and my brain still hurts.

But did you schedule a 15 minute consult? …

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We all did

Victoria sponge is like the easiest cake imaginable

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What would Mary Berry say?

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Didn't even wipe down the counter before taking the picture, but wants people to be impressed.

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Weary of self-labels like “award-winning”.

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Er, um, I'm an award winning graphic designer, with over 100 awards. But I dont post stuff like this.

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So stupid.

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So you can have your cake and eat it too??

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Why didn't she take a picture of the finished cake? Or is this what it looks like finished? 😟

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Haha this is what a Victoria sponge is supposed to look like, there's no frosting.

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Damn this read like a middle school assignment, trying super hard to fit something unrelated into the prompt.

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A cake and a presentation sounds like a pretty easy day tbf

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Her punctuation sucks and is there a book somewhere of 1000+ posts you don’t ever need to make?

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It's like chatgpt got drunk and talked about cake.

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I'm surprised she didn't put her LinkedIn address in icing on the cake! Ha!

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Everyone is an award winning these days.

Cake looks premade too 😂

OMG...

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

This guy wants both the attention and not being called cringy.

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I love how there’s people that respond to almost every post & declare it’s not cringey. Like ok cringe police.

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Event/tragedy/cause + Professional model like photo = Exploiting a cause level cringe 🤮

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Okay there are posts that are cringe and then their are people genuinely proud and want to share their accomplishments. Let’s not act like their story or accomplishment is nothing. Not everyone walks the same shoes. That being said, agree?

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God Bless the owner of this bowl to help throw light on cringe that gets floated around in LinkedIn.

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The return of the cringe 😬… I have no words 😂

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There’s a lot to unpack here…🥴

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Tell me your son never said that without telling me your son never said that. 🙄

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I need to get this out there. Unless you literally work as an actually model (wannabe instagram influencer doesn’t count)/actor/ actress, there is no reason why your LinkedIn profile picture should look like a high school senior photo wanna-be-glam shot.

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Wouldn’t you be a dollar amount on the income statement? 🤔

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I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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How many of you out there have ✨ too many 💫 job offers??

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Never giving up that pizza

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Oh, Jeeeeezus Christ. Literally.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Cringe from LinkedIn, a haiku:

Sad animal story.
No conclusion to the story,
Just a forced cliche.

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And it just happened: I was double clicking on a post on LinkedIn because I thought I’m on Instagram, but then realized I accidentally liked one of those unprofessional posts. So embarrassing. What has this Plattform become?

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Interesting way to look for new opportunities…

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