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5/17 Thread (General):
What’s your title in ACNH?
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This has aged me considerably

Match the Big 4 to their CV mask below

I want the miles 😃✈️

Open the door we’re gonna talk

Charizard.....I choose you 🤾♂️

It do be like that sometimes

Coffee talk, from my stylist.

when the Japanese team calls at 3am

Yo let me get that aux...

we need Iron Man at Suez

and so I did

For many of the European fish 🙃

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Your synergy seems off. Let’s touch base next week so that I can empower you to work harder. We will need to think outside the box in this paradigm shift and apply some work/life best practices. It is what it is on the current situation but we need to raise the bar at the end of the day.
Keep up the good work and always give your 110%.
Work in “we don’t know what we don’t know “
Visual Storyteller
Some people don’t think/realise it is what it is, though.
It is painfully obvious but sometimes you need to tell people ‘stop thinking you can change the past. We are here, no where else, so let’s deal with that and not wish away the problem’.
N=1,000 but the precision is at n= 10,000. If the question was what phrases do you hate? Or list the phrase you hate, you can’t get to the hundredth decimal with a thousand people.
I’ll take made up data for 1,000 Ken.
Teamwork?
Usually used in the context of a partner saying “I know that this case is radically overscoped and under resourced but through a bit of teamwork I’m sure we can knock it out of the park... on which note, [buzzing intercom] Brenda where are my golf clubs?“
Leverage needs to be there at the top!
Transformation needs to be on the list
.74% hate “circle back?” That’s nothing. I would have guessed it’s 74%
Where is Double Click?
I wish I could like this multiple times
Lol ‘work harder’
I didn't even know some of these are considered jargon 🙈
So you’re telling me that even if I use the most hated jargon, only 4 out 100 people would don’t like it? I think I can live with that.
Even the total percentage between all top phrases is apps 25%, so 3/4 people are really cool with absolutely anything I say. 😎
This is so dumb.
Using ‘ask’ as a noun 🤐🤦🏽♀️
Here is my ask. It is what it is at the end of the day.
I am going to grab some eat now.
Open kimono not on list?
Are we having fun yet?
Framework
What about killing multiple birds with stones or skinning cats?
BTW, never understood why either of these two tings need to be done to poor creatures.