Looking after an Intern, Hop into conference call with Partner and client.

Partner and Client are unaware to our presence due to mic malfunction and it goes from flirting to... R18+ pretty fast....

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Sounds like someone’s getting a little business that is out of scope

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Wet signature required to clear stage gate

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Partner hangouts me as to where we are but I tell him we're unable to make the call due to a double booking. I can't look him in the straight in the face anymore though...

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Taking client satisfaction seriously 🙌🏼

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Scrope creep approved please redo sow

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There may be a major change order in ~9 months

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So is partner dating the client? Rookie move on partners part!

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Late night meetings #WhateverItTakes 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I hope his deliverable was well received by the client ;)

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Too late now but I would have owned up to it at the time. Puts you in his good graces for keeping it quiet and you can spin it as a “teaching moment” for the intern. This is politics baby

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More details please!

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Hope he was using “Risk Management”...

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Care to elaborate on the convo?

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Plus guaranteed follow on work

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Called taking one for the team 😂

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Deets!!! What vertical???

How bad did it get? This is hilarious

Haha wow!

I am sure partner is reading this thread and updating the resume. If he is not you might consider doing that

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