Looking for a girl who wants to be a good mom. Now accepting applications.

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A good mom to you or your future kids?? Plz fix

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Best thing about this comment is “Plz fix” 🤣🤣

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It's an efficiency play. McK is cutting to the chase.

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It’s a confession bowl, not a condition bowl.

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Patrick I’m going to need you to log off.

-McKinsey HR

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What’s in it for us?

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TLDR: op wants to marry a young girl who doesn’t ask for much and doesn’t have the brains to ask questions or challenge him.

Conclusion - op doesn’t have the qualities to be a good husband

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As opposed to the women who dream of being bad moms?

🤣

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There’s a lot of terrible moms out there. Terrible dads too.

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This sounds like a personal ad from the 1950s

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Yup.

Plot twist: he doesn't want kids, he's just another man child who wants you to take care of him

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Weird. Why don’t you just say you’re looking to inseminate someone?

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A girl, versus a woman? How young is this “girl” are you looking for?

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😂 fair

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McKinsey closing off the week strongly I see!

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Looking for a girl who wants to be a good mewtwo mommy.

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Real charmer ain’t ya Dick?

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State your age.

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Relax it’s simply locker room talk

Based on all the responses from OP, obvious why he's not found a baby mama in the wild 🧐

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I think he’s kinda funny and endearing 🙂

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Hey son

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How many kids have you got? What is the pay and are benefits good?

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I see what’s going on here. If you had nothing to hide you would answer questions.
So OP is a pervert looking for an underage girl for pretend play. Sending report to DOJ to look after this potential sex offender first thing in the morning.
Fishbowl Neighborhood Patrol.

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Is there a case interview?

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To take care of you?

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Me

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Daddy?

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