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Looking for the worst project names. I need a list to cross off all the crap. Getting started with Phoenix, North Star... now your turn.

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Program Mercury

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Project Endless

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Ouch

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Runway

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Manhattan

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Project Brownfield

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Project Burrito

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Project Project (Love English language...same word, two meanings)

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Panda - because it dealt with China. Rascist

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Not sure how that’s racist

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X

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Elmo. Because it was a HR employee life cycle management project

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Synergy capture... Synergy acceleration...

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Plummer

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Meerkat

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Eagle

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Porterhouse

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Dragon

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Scooby

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Apollo 13

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Project Edison and Watson

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