Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

Which company is better in terms of career growth and salaries? BlueYonder or O9?

Hello Bosch Fishes,
What is the current company wide work policy ? Is there is a strict return to office mandate like tcs ?

How is the job security in Natwest group. Is it good to switch here now , hearing the upcoming recession news?

Anyone have any views on the funds group at Weil Gotshal in London? Considering a move there as a lateral (5th year associate so mid-senior level) but have heard that a number of junior / mid levels have left (so the group feels quite top heavy) and rumours about partners potentially not sticking around...

Hi Fishes,

Please help me!

I need to know if Citi renegotiates on the accepted offer?

Thanks in advance for the help!

What hike do we usually get being promoted from Associate to Senior Associate through JMP in CTS?

Hey folks! Looking for any Corporate Communications Googlers to grab a coffee with in London. Or grab for 25 minutes on a Zoom. Would love to hear what your role is like, how the team is laid out and what you look for in new joiners.

Happy at TikTok but think I'd be happier at Google!

6 years of in-house comms experience.

Any update on TCS Q1 promotions?

How difficult are client interviews at Mindtree and what if we don't crack it?

Hi, Anyone having Frontend interview on Friday with Walmart ? It seems its a women only drive as per recruiter.

What level of DSA can one expect for Frontend role with 2.6 YoE in Reactjs and Javascript? If anyone recently gave interviews please share ur experience, please. Walmart Publicis Sapient Deloitte Accenture Amazon Flipkart

Has anyone worked at Clutter in a corporate position? If so, what was their experience? Do they offer competitive pay? What is their turnover rate like?

Hi, . Can anyone throw some light on the team culture, career opportunities and growth, etc For American express global Lending Economics teamAmerican Express

Hi Fishes,
Considering recent news about credit Suisse and it's fall in shares in this year ,is it good decision to join CS ? In Finance (FP&A) profile.
Please help to make decisions. Thanks in advance

I got offer from Accenture and it is of 8.5 fixed and 1.8 variable (21%), I am 2.5 + yoe in Capgemini is this offer is good or I should negotiate

Hi Guys,

Can the Automation Testing Engineers at Maersk give an indication of their current salary bracket with YOE to help other folks interviewing with Maersk to not get low balled or ask over limit..

Thanks!

Anyone willing to share their experiences working at the NJ Office of Attorney General? Got an interview next week 😬 Out for 8 years in private practice so this would be a really new chapter. Any tips would be so greatly appreciated, TIA!

I applied to several tech companies with referrals and my freshly revised resume just about like a week and a half ago and I'm getting antsy about seeing a response. Could someone calm me down? Lol

SOS: Is end of the week today or Sunday? Asking for a friend.

F$&% Harvey and its unpredictable nature. I've about had it with murky waters and deceptive forecasts.

Best consulting companies to work for in DMV area? Looking for good pay, great upward mobility, and good WLB.

Is it a red flag to not use your current employer as a reference or would this not be noticed? I have other references I want to use who I think can better attest to my skills for the job but don’t want it to raise any questions.

My father (mid 50s) is interviewing for a new engineering role and is getting discouraged when he doesn’t hear back from the recruiter after a couple days have passed since last contact. My personal experience is that this is common (even when you are a strong candidate) and that he should only start getting concerned after 1-2 weeks have gone by without any word from the recruiter. Thoughts? I’d love to get him some info from others about this so he can relax a bit…

Can you get MBA tuition reimbursement if you’re a Digital Strategy Analyst? Or, do you need to be baptized as a pure Strategy Analyst?

Hi,

Looking for a short term (3to 5months) rental home to move in next week. Flexible on location but prefer pearland or surroundings.

Or any recommendation for 3bd apartments?

What are the best sites/apps to find an apartment rental these days? It’s been years since I’ve looked. Assuming Craigslist isn’t the go to anymore?

Are there any onsite opportunities in jp morgan ?

How do people here reduce their tax bills? Me and my SO earn about 400k gross and take standard deduction. We don’t own real estate, only S&P500.

Quick poll: Do you post your headshot on the firm website? Yes or no - if no, why not?

Hi,
If joining date is in July in SAP LABS when can we get onboarding mails.
Thanks.

What is your opinion on attending the funeral of a client's family member? "Like" to vote below.

I am firmly centrist. I can empathize with plenty of policy on both sides of the fence.

I do not think I will ever understand why Trump is the hill so many conservatives have decided to die on

Filling out our millionth Change Request...

“Is there a GYAR (RAG) change?”
“No... we can’t get any darker than Red”
[Slams head against desk]

Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

I have a sign in my space that reads :fuck around and find out.

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

“Bro stop skipping leg day and you might finally get a bonus” 🤦🏽‍♂️

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Within the same meeting from the same person for two different things: "this is the absolutely number 1 priority" 🙄

How are priorities communicated in your company?

Am I only one here who feels demotivated now with (long-term) WFH setup?..any advice please 🥺🙄

Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?

“Technology sucks”
- IT Director

Me: ugh, I am soooooo fucking done with this financial client, please, please, please assign me to literally any other project!

Boss: oh, really? I thought you'd want to stay on.

Me: lololololol why?

Boss: the client said they liked your voice so much during your interviews that they want you to do the voice over for the commercial.

Me: ...oh?

Me: well, let's not be too hasty. I should probably stay on a little longer then, wouldn't want to jeopardize the commercial or anything...

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

“My barber is getting deported. It is very inconvenient."

“I still can’t find any toilet paper. What’s going on, charmin?! Sorry, I’m basically brain dead at this point.”

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/