Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

which breed(s) do not develop separation anxiety when left alone for approx 8 hrs of each weekday? can those breeds be litter trained?

So we really need a president ? Let the states and towns manage their affairs. In any case Don-the-con doesn't have much to do beyond spending 12 hrs watching TV shows and dialing into moron friendly shows - fox and friends, Hannity and Tucker

For people with >1 year in FDD, is there anything you would’ve done differently during your first year when it comes to overcoming this learning curve and getting up to speed.

What are people’s opinions of starting a job and taking parental leave a couple months in? I ask generally but am also curious specific to mckinsey.

Is 95k salary good (worth leaving 20LPA India package) in New Jersey ? Will have to live with family (wife and kid)

I’m a Pro now, baby!

Anyone joined the military (reserve or national guard) as an officer?

I am thinking about joining end of this year and would like to hear about experiences from people with finance/accounting background.

Would a DUI during law school pose a problem two years later on a background check with either JL or Littler (I got through character and fitness with it during bar app. time) ?

Any Gartner fish? How are benefits?

I’ve been offered a new role for 48k with a signing bonus but I’ve checked on Glassdoor and can see the budget for the role is 50-73k. I’d it worth me trying to negotiate for higher? I don’t have any previous experience in the field but it is something I’m trying to pivot into so this would be a good starting point. The job title is for a Product Marketing Executive

When someone in HR tells you they are putting in word for you to get a "substantial raise" what range might I expect? Anyone ever have this happen?

So how many people getting fired after screwing up Lars' mic?

H1 extension approved. I am thankful but I now stop praying for myself and pray for all of you going through this process. I know you will come out victorious too. God bless you all.

Should I go for a BDR role with base salary of 65-75 plus commission or stick with my new account executive role at 57k base plus commission. Not sure what the commission structure is for the bdr role.

Hi Everyone. My LWD is 16th of September. I currently only have 1 offer in hand and that too not from a company that i want to join. I am not really sure if it will be good for me if i join that company or not. I am into python development. Kindly please help me with referrals if you can. I am really panicking about this. Please help 🙏

Do pregnancy weigh ins stress anyone else out? I do prenatal yoga / walk most days and eat mostly healthy, but definitely allow myself to indulge here and there - yet my weight goes up a little more than the recommended range, and I find myself consumed by anxiety that I’m going to ‘get in trouble’ at OB appts

Hey - any Canadians (valid citizenship or permanent residency) here with valid work experience (post education 2+ yrs) with Unity developing VR applications for the Oculus? Looking to fill some positions. DM if meeting the criteria - sorry no recruiting agencies or consult firms. Thanks

What's the difference in salary between Business Technology associates and data science associates in ZS?

Can someone share if MBB does any sign to close or post close work like separation planning, TSA creation, synergy modeling etc? Typically I have seen big 4/Accenture/a&m do such kind of work.

Ran to join this bowl when I found out about it.

Now furiously scrolling as I'm worried something I posted on LI will end up here.

I have a connection who until recently included the following in her “about” section:
Single mom of 2 teenaged sons.
Tattooed CPA.

I feel like the world has gone crazy.

Recruiter reaches out on Wednesday “based on your experience you seem like a good fit” you respond on Wednesday.. crickets. Then today (less than a week later) Recruiter: “thanks so much for getting back to me. Unfortunately this role has been filled” 😂😂😂 well dang, that was quick!

This is just like r/LinkedInLunatics. Anybody from there and a fan of Tosser, too?