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MAGA- Make Accenture Great Again!

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We have the best company and the best people, believe me. We consult better than anyone ever has or ever will and we bring uuuuge results America. We are winning.

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The correct format is MA>A

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KRAV MAGA - kill, rape and violate make Accenture great again🤼‍♂️

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You've got to come up with something better for jokes.

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Make Salty Associate 1 Great Again? 👹👹

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I don't understand this obsession with "we are number 1 and my company is better than you" crap. It's a simple transaction. They pay you. You work for them. Tomorrow u get a better option, u move on. Tomorrow u perform below expectations, the firm parts with you. It's as simple as that.

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A1 was the funniest so far 😂

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MA>A

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MBBA let's go muhehehe

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