“Make sure to show I have a skeletal system, as I am human” - Mark Zuckerberg, 2021

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"Must apply entire bottle of sunscreen since I am human and have skin that can burn"

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“We need some human decorations, put that bottle of BBQ sauce on the shelf”

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