Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!
That moment when your client tells the engagement partner of your project that if his son weren't married he would try to set you up with him...
Opinion: relationship (unspecified degree of commitment) with someone on your project team...yea or nay?
I'm on PTO this whole week, but still have to work because the client MUST have a deliverable a week before they even start their month close.
What's more common for you? 1. using network to get on a project you really like. 2. HR staffs you on something without any prior communication.
Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
What's the best way to network with managers to get staffed on a project when rolling off an old one?
Met my boyfriend at my previous client. Now he's working for Accenture too...now we crossed paths again at the same client/and same team. Anyone else meet their significant other at a client site?
My advice to new joiners: "Don't put ANYTHING onto the client computers. Except your tears. You can leave those on the keyboard."
Everybody I know wants to get out of this project. It's only this project or you guys too???
That moment when Project 2013 freezes on you and you wonder how a product could take one step forward and two steps back
The sky is about to start vomiting snow at my client site and I don't want to destroy my nice shoes. Any recs on winter boots that are both functional and work appropriate?
Need new Spotify playlist to make my days at windowless client site cubicle slightly less suicide inducing. Any thoughts?
When the client comes in hot trying to prove you fucked up & you have proof in writing that they told you to do it. HUZZAHHH🎉🙌🏻💃🏻
Client used the word "paradigm" 8x and "skin the cat" 3x during a 30 minute conference call
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Deloitte - any idea of what to expect for salary and bonus (signing and annual) for an consulting experienced hire entering in as an HCM/OTT Manger? TIA!
My current Marriott status: Platinum, titanium, and Ambassador all at the same time. Let’s see which one wins out once they finish the account merge 😅
Does anyone else find it weird or creepy when ppl use pics of themselves as a child / baby on dating apps?
Is anyone currently using the Superhuman email client? Interested to see your experience so far
Does anyone count the time required to complete client specific expenses as billable time? It just took me 2 hours to complete 3 weeks worth of expenses!
COVID-19; Here are the up to date numbers - ~400k cases worldwide. World population is 7.8 billion. The total cases does not correlate age groups / pre existing conditions
Anyone taken the pay day to switch between competitors (ACN, Deloitte, PwC, etc.)? If so, what kind of raise / bonus did you get? I'm a new consultant making ~$95k. Also interested in MBB figures.
Has anyone been offered a position up while moving jobs in the big 4. Say 2-3 SA --> Manager ?
Only time exit is row is useful/practical, when you have to plane side check your bag #gonnahavetowaitanyways
Moving the bonus payout timeframe earlier in the year without addressing the main concerns and other true employee retention gripes wont slow them down from exiting the firm. Truly break down and transform the company culture if you want to slow down the great resignation/redirection....
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