Mark Zuckerberg speaks like he’s always constipated, pass it on.

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That would explain why he always looks so damp...

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Haven’t received any share notifications yet...who’s really gonna pass it on?!?

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If you don’t have anything nice to say.......come sit by me.

You... you just discovered this?

I think Zuckerberg just has face portals that are connected to a supercomputer?

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