Maryland drivers are worse than Florida drivers.

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I live in Miami and I have a theory about Florida drivers.

Very few people in Florida are from Florida. They’re from New England and the Midwest - transplants here. They drive like people in Massachusetts or Ohio or Connecticut drive. You put them all together and there’s no consistency. Throw in old folks, and people from Latin America - it’s a smorgasbord of different driving habits in a very densely populated area so it’s an unavoidable nightmare.

Maryland has no excuse.

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American drivers are worse than European drivers

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We don't, we use horses

Both are terrible

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Never been to Florida but Maryland’s gotta be towards the bottom.

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Florida drivers are worse than VA drivers.

Agree lol

I beg to differ

Have you been to Asia?

Nah, Pennsylvania drivers are the worst

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