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Matched with my intern on tinder. Suggestions?

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Unmatch and avoid discussing that piece publicly at work. If you think they’re going to be the love of your life, continue the conversation but ask for that intern to be reassigned ASAP — as “engaging” with a junior colleague is easy grounds for trouble.

I know where you’re coming from. To explain, as men, we get so few matches we are just swiping right to everyone to save time. Thinking through each would take too long. But then someone you know who you dont want to match matches. Been there done that. And they think you thought through it when they match you. Id recommend against it. Really is a career wrecker. Surprised so many so called professionals are giving bad and frat advice

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Why did you swipe right on your intern?

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I look while I swipe so I don’t swipe right on my intern

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Unmatch and get out from a hr/harassment issue before it has time to start

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IF it ever comes up

This is so hilarious I don’t even know where to start. A friend of mine does stand up. This could be some good material—though usually when I suggest stuff he doesn’t think it is funny. Oh, well.

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Just do it

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Smash. Call it performance evaluation 😉

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Unmatch. That's a huge can of worms. Nothing against dating within the firm, but keep it to people at the same level as you

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^And this everyone, is a lawsuit waiting to happen

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Why did you swipe right at all….

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🥴

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This describes it perfectly

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Start sending all of your assignments through Tinder so they know you’re strictly business.

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@HR come take a look at this post right here

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D2 what happened to you?!

BANGER

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I barely know er!

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How long is the internship? Another 2 weeks? Slow play it.

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Doubt OP has the power to determine return offer or not?

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Guarantee she/he has already told their peers.

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who even uses Tinder these days

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On her way to the top 🚀

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To the mooooooon

Just wait if she reaches out. Do not reach out yourself or make any moves. If she does and agrees to a date, you kind of have proof of mutual consent. But still… it’s never a great idea… but if she’s a solid 9…

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Gross

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How the fuck did you “match”? You never should have swiped right in the first place. My advice is to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Unmatch immediately. Wtf is wrong with you?

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PM1 try it and I’ll report you! (JK do as you fuckin fancy chappy chap)

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Don’t pursue it, but it’s most likely just one of those things they’d want to see if you’d match

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Noooooo

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Nononononono

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Smash.

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