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McKinsey & Company: "That'll be a seven figure invoice, please."

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That smile tho

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Dying! 😂

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You say that but clients have a team of 10 people whose job it is to forecast the taste of cardboard every week and a CTO whose big plan is to mint an NFT.

Sometimes consulting just boils down to adult supervision.

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As confusing as a drug commercials that tell you not to take the drug if you’re allergic to it

This always gets me!

When guidelines dictate you to provide instructions

Please revise, client has no way of knowing that the box needs to opened before esting pizza as the sleeve will be inside when closed. This will hide the message

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What is the compensation range for an Associate Partner in Wipro. YOE is 14

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In the NYC Tri-State, I’m a massage therapist working in a non-clinical setting as a solopreneur and now considering a clinical setting for lighter and meaningful work while having good benefits.
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ServiceNow developer and i have got 2 offers

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YoE - 2.6 years

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Cognizant - 8+

Please tell me whether it is a good package and which is the best place to work in..

Also i am bit concerned about the upcoming recession. Please provide your inputs..

Thank you

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What are your thoughts on pymetrics (a game based cognitive assessment) as part of recruitment process? Is this even reliable?

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Jamie Engelmann at VB&P is a repeat offender.

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Another good start to the weekend

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Will Accenture do mass firing without any cause....!?

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How much technical knowledge do you need to be an SE at Salesforce?

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Has anyone here used the Sweat app? I’m thinking of getting it since COVID is getting worse but I saw some mixed reviews. I thought it was supposed to be a good workout but I was just curious if anyone here tried/saw results. Thanks!

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I can dream

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Blessings to those who celebrate.

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So ahead of its time

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What would it be like in 2021?

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Yes I do

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Yay! More Zoom calls to boost morale!

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Any Harry Potter fans in the house? #stuckatLGA😭

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We can do this 👌🏼

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/shrug I dunno

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When you get an email that tries to be upbeat about putting you on night shift.

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Trying to get a hotel bill submitted in Concur that has an odd number of cents in the total

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👍 flex those points

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Yes Bob you can still add comments to the PDF file...

no Bob I don't have to show you how to do that...

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Going from college flip phone to the corporate phone

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How do you say data?

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One taught me love.
One taught me patience.
And one taught me pain.

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It’s good to have it confirmed

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For anyone wondering what to do with Covid-19 spreading

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Is this the end? Is donkeypox next?Sorry, not a meme

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