McKinsey = HBS (old, prestigious), BCG = Stanford (close up there, and closing in), Bain = Wharton (same conversation, but a teeny bit lower), Deloitte = Booth (rising in the rankings, but no one...

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Deloitte is that high school kid who was desperate to hang out at the cool kids table and nobody ever wanted to let him sit there, but he was a dick so nobody else liked him, either.

Meanwhile, Strategy& is sitting back and smirking - kids off to great roles at tech companies, HSW (or god forbid, the other M7 bschools), foundations, PE/VC without too much fuss. Business as usual - carry on.

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I love all these dick measuring contests. Mature, meaningful and genuinely important.

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KPMG = the 3.9+ GPA student from ASU. But still from ASU

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What are you trying to prove with this post?

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Deloitte is whatever school is harder to get into that HBS. Because we all know that Deloitte is harder to get into than Harvard, right? RIGHT?

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Deloitte = Booth 😝! What are you smoking?

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Accenture = bag of old wires

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Kpmg = Mel Gibson, before he was racist but after Mad Max

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This is the stupidest post I've ever seen and OP you really need to find a hobby.

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EY = McCombs; people nod and say ok but in reality have no idea whether they are top 20 or top 50

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It's always Deloitte. Without fail

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Pwc = a football with sharp teeth drawn on it and a felt shark fin glued to the top

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Went to a non top 10 part time MBA 😏

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Slalom coming after the big boys?

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Deloitte is Yale. Pretends to be a big dog, cites meaningless stats, and yells at anyone telling them they don't belong.

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Slalom: that joint community college / 2nd tier state school program that promises to work around YOUR schedule.

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I know 2 guys who went to Devry and are consultants, both make over 150. None of this shit matters lol.

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ZS associates = that micro machine I lost at my grandparents house 25 years ago.

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If this were true Stanford wouldn't have rejected me :(

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Pls. Lot more people like booth than Deloitte. You must be high

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...likes them), ATK = Tuck (prestigious, small, old guard)

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