Me at client site.
New consultant introducing him to client .
New consultant: Hi, I am Ram.
Client: I am Sri Ram
*Both looks at me*
Me: Jai Sri Ram! 😂😂🤣😂
PS.My name is NOT JaiSriRam
#justdesistuff

Happy Friday!!

After 1 month and over 200 applications with no luck... I just got my resume updated by a professional and I feel like $100 bucks hahah...

Any companies hiring for program or project management? Extra points of you can get me referred:)

E-commerce, retail, tax or technology field is my background

Thank you in advance
Was layoff one month ago

Anyone made a pivot to a construction project manager from another field? I’ve got an amalgamation of experience from other fields (safety, procurement, logistics/supply chain, project management).

What’s up all, I’ve been soaking up game from so many of y’all, so thank you.

I’m transitioning into tech and really want to see if there’s any people in tech sales (adtech or cloud verticals preferably) that could advise me on best practices/skills to obtain to land roles at top companies?

I have a bkgd in solutions engineering & acct mgt in telecom, and project mgt. To add I’ve also built my own e-commerce business.

I’m looking for roles in sales engineering or account exec/mgt.@

International arb associates: in general, when does your team have the (almost) final draft ready for the client's review?

On a related question, how far in advance do you start preparing for the hearing (opening, cross, etc)?

I ask because our team is never able to produce a final draft until hours past the deadline (yes, we never meet the deadline set by the tribunal). And our partners don't tell us who should prepare for what until like a week or a few days before the hearing.

Hi All! Need some advice re: paid search.
I have a client whose scope is mainly around content creation and advertising on social. However, they recently asked that I include paid search in my scope. Where do I start!? I have zero experience with this.

Is it tacky wearing a polo to client site with your undergrad logo? I already wear polos and jeans Mondays/Thursdays and rolled up button downs and khakis Wednesday/Thursday.

Is the grass greener on the client side?
My agency work is feast or famine with nothing in-between. Is this still a problem client side? Im sick of having to chase down work during slow times.

How is wlb in publicis sapient for developer role. I know it's depends on project but how is most of project. Like I can say for Wipro 80% project have good wlb.

Any good ice breaker suggestions for a new client meeting?

Does anyone have any insight to wage loss in a personal injury case. We have a client that lost her contract as a result of a policyholders negligence by not following the rules of the road and injured our client. now the insurance company does not want to pay her for her lost wages. We have sent supporting documents but the adjuster is not paying.

Traveling after a long-term local project. Trying to decide between points/status with Marriott and Hilton. Cont:

Looking for growing advisors that are looking for support on client acquisition.

Anyone else required to put together completely unrealistic timelines?

Upper management's direction is to put together the most aggressive deadlines we can. If we think a project will take 16 months, make the plan for 10 months then there's a chance we may launch in 13 months.

I understand that time to market is important in consumer product goods, but being constantly behind schedule and rushing everything is terrible for the team's morale.

Got on an 11am, waited till 11:30 and client still wasn't on, he rescheduled for 5pm,.... client is still not on (5:27 and counting) 🖕🏽

Just moved to NY and signed on for a freelance project at $X00/day. I’ve worked 12 hours today. Do I charge OT? How much? Thank you

Are deal sleds too casual to wear to client site or office?

Hi, I am looking for job change I am having 15+ yrs exp PMP certified project manager and SAFe certified scrum master. Looking for wfh option with service delivery or PM role

Seeking advice: Client had broken test environment. Our SOW deliverable requires proof of functionality in said test environment. Spent three months of the project fixing their test environment.

How is wlb in Verizone project?

Any opening for HR role?

Option to keep my aa PP status for $1500...worth it? Can foresee moderate travel next year!

Hi! Newbie here. How do I go back in time?

Any suggestions on good places to learn about supply chain and logistics in pharma?

I am considering moving to either Knoxville, TN or Spokane, WA for a new job. Can anyone shed light on either or both of the cities and what it’s like to live there as a gay woman?

What is a typical Salary and bonus for North American Sales Director

Hi gym buddies,
I'm new here. Need your suggestions for diet plan. I have recently joined gym and working out 5 days a week.
I am 60 kg and 1.77m (5'10"). Being a vegetarian, what can I eat to gain some weight. Do I need some supplements?

7/2/22 check in. What are your workout plans today?🙌🙌🙌

Hi. I have applied for a job in an academic setting for a leadership role in cancer research. Duties would have me responsible for a small team of research nurses as well as other managerial duties for the department. I have been a research nurse for 3 years now, but I have no experience applying for a salaried position or a role in leadership. What sort of salary would be appropriate to ask for? I know that I should aim high and let them counter, but how high exactly? Thanks I’m advance

Anyone take meetings half naked?

How should I tell my cofounders I want to leave? We have some important milestones coming up, but I’m completely stressed and unmotivated- I just want out. Any advice?

Stay away from anything that tries to pull you away from your goals💯🤞

Has anyone visited Pigeon Forge?

Can everyone tell what hikes they got with their designation and experience.
6 yoe total, 1 yoe C here, got 15%

Are there chances of 2nd H1B lottery this year like last year (2020)?

I'm PAST burnout at this point. I'm not sure what to call what I am right now.

Is Global Entry program worth it? Does it save a lot of time at port of entry?

Jashn-e-azaadi Mubarak to my fellow 🇵🇰!!

Lazy Sunday evening and finished watching Abhimaan movie. Just here to say it is a real gem even after so many years. The songs and singers are excellent, acting is very good and the direction is superlative. Watching it now, I can appreciate the song “ab to hai tumse” and the associated direction of Hrishikesh Mukherjee. It’s truly brilliant how the story moves in 3 minutes and is told so perfectly through the song. That is all 😀.

Kaduppa irukku kumaru!

Why are many of the desi SMs I come across, workoholic? So discouraging. I came to the US to skip the desi politics while offshore. But aasman se gire and khajoor mein atake ho gaya yaha. 🤦🏽‍♂️

If I already have approved i-140 from employer A and move to employer B, I understand I have to restart from PERM process. Will I need fresh EVLs?

Hi, good Indian Restaurants in Austin recommendations. I like spicy food, I am new to Austin. Thanks!

Team looking for some advice - my data science team is expanding (from 20 ppl to 40 over a year). To maintain delivery quality, i personally coached my DS/Consulting leads and they decided how to operate their projects. Basic oversight - weekly project/code reviews , a biweekly update tracker. Now leadership has asked to put a governance structure that'll allow us to scale while ensuring delivery quality. Looking for ideas, what do other companies do? want to avoid bureaucratic overhead

Looking for suggestions for buying a 300k home in chicago. Single and no family yet,
should I do a rental allowed building in downtown or house/ townhome in one of suburbs?

I am in Houston and want to have a family doctor. Someone who can also help in case of pregnancy and can help with basic injuries and diseases. If doctor understands Indians it's a +. Any suggestions?

Trying to get a 45 y/o sibling in to consulting (was an entrepreneur prior in the restaurant industry). No college degree but willing to bust his but to learn. Books/online courses recommended pls

Aur bhai log kya chal raha hai? Daaru koi? 🍺

For all the folks who had their GC initiated and I140 approved? How long did it take for you to get the process initiated to I140 approval received ?Mine is starting and PwC says it’s close to 2 years

Christians in Pakistan:

Creating this thread to shed some light on Pakistans Christian community.

Links to follow in comments.

Hi Desi consultants, need a quick advice- I’ve saved around $50k in my bank account and going to liquidate another $50k that I have in fixed deposits in India (they’ll mature soon) to buy a condo here in US. However, I do not think I’ll be able to close the condo deal before Jan 2022 as such, need some suggestion as where to invest some term (6-8 months) to earn more…

What can I gift my best friend, living in India for her wedding? Thinking of some components of a smart home (echo dot, fire stick bundle etc) Budget is $120 limited by other friends who are students

Can someone tell about Ayurvedic treatments in Delhi ncr for cancer to complement chemotherapy

Buying a new house in the US and have no idea how to go about buying curtains and blinds. Can anyone help with their experience. Chicago based if that matters

Found a really nice house in a good school district but with 0% Asian population (let alone desis). Wanted to get people’s perspective on sending kid to such a school. Kid is 3 year old.