Me: I met a boy! *week later* nvm

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M1 attempts to make a joke, ends up looking like he's obsessed with micropenises

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Haha sorry hadnt checked back! 22/female/Los Angeles
So 1st date went great. So refreshing to meet a cute guy with a good job, well-travelled, funny, etc! Went out to lunch today and he hands me a bag. A present?! So sweet! Open it up to find a pair of seeming used underwear...he proceeds to tell me his ex looked great in them and he thinks id be even sexier in them. Not sure if he genuinely thought this was a nice gesture or if he's really that deranged...onto the next one I guess

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His previous GF is buried in his basement

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Monitor Deloitte joins Deloitte, ends up looking like Deloitte

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Omg. Well you exceeded my expectations. That's weird AF though. Super creepy. Sounds like a psycho in the making.

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I need a good story right about now

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It was a gal?

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Micropenis?

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Micropenis?

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and...that's a nope

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That was quick... what happened?

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Same 😟

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Eeewwww.... crazy!!!

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Whoa.

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McK risks BCG troll treatment from yesterday. Deloitte trolls are like 🤔

When are we gettin an update here? I am curious!

A/S/L?

Curious what your reply (obviously cya) was and what his reply was...

Someone get shayamalan on the phone

Hahahahahahahaha this thread escalated wayyyyy too quickly

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