me listening to the client explain that thing my director told me to ask about that makes zero sense to me

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Directors in the comments trying to understand subordinate clauses and implied sentence structure for memes

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Didn’t have to hurt us like that, D1

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I lost my few remaining brain cells trying to comprehend your run on sentence

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Me too tbh lol

I get it, I hear you, I’m with you

I also hear you, and with you, I am

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“Ah got it. That’s very interesting. Tell me more”

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