Me: “Per the SOW, we will ask the client team to schedule the invites.”

Lead: “Nah, we can schedule them”

Me: “... but... but the SOW”

Lead: “Pleh, no worries”

- the natural order collapsing

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Clients are never proactive about scheduling invites. The lead knows this.

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Read as “Nah, YOU can schedule them”

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Who is dumb enough to write that into the SOW, I would fire them

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