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But why did they give them a blender and not a juicer?

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Has anyone here had a relative on a transplant list? Wife found out today that her NA cirrhosis has progressed to needing one. Found out today, travelling for work tonight, both stressed out...

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Who here watches Selling Sunset on Netflix

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Do any real people actually want schools to reopen as it stands now? Im hearing so much about it but it feels like a weird disconnected political thing and not a live humans with kids thing.
*Obv the goal is to get covid under control so kids can go back safely, this is assuming infection rates stay steady or continue to climb

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Anyone know of any branding agencies I should keep an eye on? Looking to get a new job soon and want to broaden my knowledge of different branding companies

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Looking for some good non-union production company / director recos if you got em!

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LTI-Larsen and Toubro is Hiring for Experience Professionals in DATA
Interested can DM me with Job Code and Experience!!
Candidates who can join in 60 Days will be preferred.
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Have the EY layoffs been centered around a specific location? Any on the west coast?

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Anyone at Snap Inc that could help me get visibility with a job I really want?👀

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What do you do with a senior that’s talking over you and acting as your boss in a condescending way when you’re a manager new to the engagement? Clear & respectful communication of boundaries have failed me; should I pull rank or escalate?

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Give suggestions on companies to apply in Bangalore.
Want a transition from Data Engineer to ml engineer/data scientist.
Yoe - 1
Engineering- tier 1 nit
Skills:
AWS Associate solution architect.
Azure agile working environment.
Python, sql,Hadoop, spark big data, ci/cd pipeline, aws cloud computing
Regression, pca, knn, ensembles , decision etc
Currently working in pharma industry.
Please provide refrell if you have any.

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I have a question to ask all of you fellow fishbowlers.

About 5 months ago, I returned to a company that I worked for as an hourly supervisor. I noticed that my work history and past experience wasn't being reflected in my pay, and as a result, I'm finding myself at a very specific crossroads where I would need to find a better paying job that appreciates my experience and work ethic, or keep doing what I'm doing now.

Should I speak with my managers about my current pay, or move on?

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Ladies 😭
Its a big day today !
Im not the only black woman at my work anymore 😭
I want to thank all the women before me who paved the way !
She might be in administration but its still a win !

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Chicago what is going on in your city??

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How is Strategy& Deals Strategy regarded in the PE / VC / investment world?

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Hello all, I'm working on developing a new customer journey for Wholesale business customers at my company. We currently have b2b offers but nothing specifically for wholesalers. Wondering how other companies qualify a wholesaler vs a regular business, aside from a resale cert? Appreciate any tips/advice. Thanks!

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Anyone know if the variable pay is applicable while serving np? I got my last variable pay for oct to March cycle and my lwd is 19th sept... Should I get variable pay for April to sept on my final settlement? Or it will give at least April to June?

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I currently work on the account management side at an agency and looking for some professional development tools/courses to help our account managers (and myself) with project management skills. Anything you would recommend? I know about Google’s course. Anything else?

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How does a seasoned indie music producer and mixer transition into commercial composition and mixing for tv, advertising and film? Im self-taught, constantly learning, and feel it’s a tragedy that I can’t do the one thing I only want to do, and that is to work full time mixing or producing. My portfolio is vast. I’m just working on soundtracking a short film to be exposed to more of that kind of @work, but nobody is responding to my job applications

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After much deliberation I settled on Garamond for all my grad school presentations 😬

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Omg they are showing the slide

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Ugh so frustrated. I heard my 23 month old scratched another at daycare this week, it left a mark. That mom found out it was my daughter, and our mutual mom friends wants me to reach out to her....

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Client: What levers do we need to pull to make this happen?

Me:

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How’s everyone handling this crisis?

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This will be fun

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It's like the Rosetta Stone for talking to my kids!

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When the client complains to you about a decision they made after you specifically advised against it.

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Gender neutral Valentine's meme

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Where am I? What day is it?

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"Well why didn't you just try _______"?

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High burn projects be like that

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Not a bad exit opp

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Please don't read the last comment 😅

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If i wasnt here to review it, would you have sent this out to the client??

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If the memes offend you, why are you in the meme bowl to start with?

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