Me: "Roses are red..."
Clients: "Violets are blue..."
Me: "When can you complete the PBC request list..?"
Client: "I have no clue..."

#busyseasonpoetry #truestory #happyvalentinesdayeveryone 💕

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Hahaha, ok, well....I just wanted to come back and thank the Good Samaritan that reported me for my “slur or offensive stereotype”, whichever that was in my poem about Jack. Eeesh, tough crowd....

Funny part is Jack really is a client I deal with, and he’s really not a very nice person at all. He yells at his staff, our staff, anyone in earshot really, so not an offensive stereotype. Just facts and on topic for this thread.

Anyway, thanks for listening...I’ll go check out the “Unprofessional Topics” bowl I guess because this one is only for canonized saints. ✌️

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