Me: time for bed!
Brain at 2am: do you know what your biggest mistake was this year?
Me: no, what?
Brain at 2am: ...
Me: no, what?!?!
Brain at 2am: let's just review them all, shall we?

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Yours just contain it to one year? Lucky!

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Our demons would play well with each other because I am literally awake thinking of all the ways I’ve screwed everything up

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🙋🏼‍♀️hi! I am in the same headspace, but also what am I forgetting?

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Nope, it was me in bed last night trying to make light of a bad time. But thanks.

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This is gonna sound so annoying but my friend told me about her adult lullabies where she gets to do all the fun happy superstar anything she wants thoughts and yes naughty fantasies she wants as she goes to bed, look maybe the demons will wake you at 2 am but still I’m like I’m stealing that trick. Maybe they will be turned on demons.

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